Everybody Sucks At Everything
“Forever is not a word. But rather a place where two lovers go when true love takes them there”
(Source: abandonedmemoriesanduselesswords)
“ The lyrics to this song are about blowing things up but the music is still about fucking. ”
The Hives (via seanmobrien)
LIFEOFBK: Trend Piece Prediction
Within a few years there will be a trend piece about how having a shitty phone (specifically one that doesn’t offer email functionality) is a new sign of power. Profiles of important figures will note how they carry a flip phone, or, even better, carry no phone at all. The reasoning…
Interesting thesis. We will at some point see a neo-Luddite movement.
I’m looking forward to having kids one day, and never ever explaining what I was doing in this photo.
What am I going to do, talk to my mommy about how my emotions alternate between wanting to cum and cry all day long?
I can’t take another day of smooth jazz at work. I’m going to cut somebody’s spine out, mash it up, spread it on some buttered bread and pretend it’s a can of sardines. Yum.
